Diddle Doofy

i'm sharing stuff. so many,many,many,many different stuff.
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flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via asian)

jennatalherpes:

dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower

(Source: spork, via asian)

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(via asian)

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

(via asian)

ruinedchildhood:

unclefather:

i’m not fuckin around u lil bitch put it back

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Diddle Doofy



Diddle Doofy

i'm sharing stuff. so many,many,many,many different stuff.
► ♪♫ ☺ ♥ ☺ ♀ ☺ ♥ ☺ ♪♫ ◄ pansexual,17

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communismkills:

trueemergence:

omg damn

IS THIS REAL.

(Source: best-of-memes, via asian)

flannelbuttphenomenon:

life hack: get a tattoo. if the people at the job interview notice it and look concerned, laugh a little and explain “it’s just temporary.”  months later if your boss asks why you lied and said it was a temporary tattoo, stare off into the distance and whisper with a tremulous voice the poor excuse for truth your subconscious has been fighting for its entire insignificant existence: “everything is temporary.”

(via asian)

jennatalherpes:

dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower

(Source: spork, via asian)

wailordandsavior:

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U DONT KNOW ME OR MY LIFE

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(Source: ghostho, via asian)

ggaga:

i hate how you’re just born out of nowhere and you’re forced to go to school and get education so you can get a job what if i wanted to be a duck

(via asian)

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

(via asian)

ruinedchildhood:

unclefather:

i’m not fuckin around u lil bitch put it back

image

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(Source: bionicbunny, via asian)